Bad Girls Entertainment

I brought a girl down here to put the moves on. At first I didn't think it was going to work. But then I saw a man fishing who came over and talked to me. He told me that it was all about the dirty talk. I was confused and so he gave me an example. He looked me up and down and said " mmm, you're hotter than my momma ever was!" I was scared, but whatever he said worked, I ran away back to the girl I was with. Frightened we both ran to the bench. I looked my girl up and down and said what he said, she didn't like it, but whatever I did next worked. She's a texas girl so I worked really hard to get a solid shape done. And this is what happened... Any feedback from the community is appreciated, thanks!

We went looking for your fine establishment but when we got there we only found a fisherman who wanted a good time. Of course we were curious so we showed him what we brought to the bench. He watched awkwardly and grunted mysteriously, half way through he decided to sit and stare behind the tree. It was a good transition into the next steps but I wish he'd stop asking if he could join in. Overall, good experience and would come again.

They only did a half job! I had twins and they forgot one! Bah! Now I have to come all the way back here. Not happy Abortionplex!

Will be writing a letter!

3 stars for half a job.

As soon as my girlfriend and I got our welfare check cashed, we headed right over to Abortionplex for the second time this week and were initially seated in the smoking lounge where we only had to wait a few minutes before being seen by someone who said they were going to sell our baby parts for profit and cut us in on the deal! It is best to go during the middle of the day in the week when all those other suckers are out working hard while we sleep til noon, get up and smoke dope and get pregnant again! We get pregnant quite a lot since the Republicans shut down our local planned parenthood and we no longer have access to birth control but hell, with all the money we are making on baby parts, who cares! Now we can afford to buy a new gun at the new gun shop that replaced the abortion clinic!

Now we can have all the irresponsible sex we want! The last time we had a foursome which included a lot of unprotected gay sex! Looks like we will be taking a trip to Abortionplex soon! My girlfriends parents would probably freak out if they saw her with a black baby so once again, Thanks Abortionplex!

Was wary of paying those big city prices, but I had a Groupon, so I took the girls down to give this place a try.
Well, I am impressed! The free buffet was delish, and the many entertainment options will really bring out the kid in you. There's an ACORN office on the premises, so my girls (who are all illegal immigrants) were able to register to vote. They even got a complimentary Obamaphone just for signing up!
Loved the mechanical games too - "Whack a Hole", "Ride the Mechanical Papal Bull", "SuperPAC Man". Unfortunately the "Ms. SuperPAC Man" was not available, the sign said it was undergoing a transvaginal ultrasound.
Overall, I give it five stars, would abort again. Spend a little extra on the manicure and Thai foot massage package, it just makes the DnC time fly by. And you single guys, keep your eyes out for the many single slutty hotties that are there. With this religious freedom = no birth control coverage thing, your opportunities will, unlike the women there, be multiplying!

Hadn't been awhile. Just went back for a trip down old memory lane.
Doesn't get much better than this.
Now I can go on that vacation to Europe I always wanted.

My 16 year old wife was too young to have kids, so Abortionplex was the right choice for us. Naturally, I had to wait inside the viewing room while the procedure was being done. If you're not comfortable watching the procedure in 3D, there are many other accommodating luxuries to pass the time with. Including the massage gym, delux cafeterium and the indoor water slides.

I was really in a bind, because I had to be in my brother-in-law's wedding. I had bought the bridesmaid dress months ago. Little did I know at the time I bought the dress, I would end up pregnant. And my due date was the day after the wedding. What's a girl to do? I called Abortionplex and scheduled my appointment. They were able to get me right in.

Dr. Jose did the scraping, although he asked me if I was sure, since I was supposed to have labor induced the next morning. I told him I knew I was sure, because the wedding was that evening and I HAD to fit the dress! I had brought my own sewing shears, because that's how Dr. Tiller did it the last couple of times, right to the back of the skull. Dr. Jose said he couldn't do it that way, because the laws had changed. I told him to feel free to kill the baby in whatever way possible, because I really needed the thing out of me, or else I would never be able to squeeze into the dress.

It went off without a hitch. I didn't hear so much as a peep out of my dang near past-due fetus. The Super Late Term Special that day included a complimentary appletini, which was mixed to perfection, by the way. I jumped right out of the stirrups, slid into the dress and still had time to get my hair and nails done before making it to the wedding. As a matter of fact, I looked so good in that dress, the Catholic priest who officiated the wedding complimented me.

Of course, people at the wedding were asking me if I had finally given birth. I told everyone I miscarried. They were all so nice to me. I continued to get cards and gifts long after the wedding.

I can't thank Abortionplex enough. If it hadn't been for them, I never could have looked so hot for my brother-in-law's wedding. After all, a fetus is only good for nine months, but wedding photos last a lifetime.

As a gay guy, I have no reason to come here unless one of my friends get pregnant -- fortunately, God gave me really slutty friends and the sense to poke holes in their condoms, cause I can't get enough of this place! Every time I come here, I'm treated like a big shot, even though it's really my friend who's the star of the show.

I think the receptionists keep some of your personal details on file, because they remember what I do and my favorite music well enough to ask me if I've been to any concerts lately. It's those little details that keep me coming back. Well, that and getting to witness the miracle of abortion.

This proves that capitalism solves everything, even the kind of moral dilemmas that usually divide a nation. Roll it up in the mantel of an entrepreneur just trying to make a good honest living, and suddenly free-market Republicans don't feel so offended. I DO think it's kinda weird that I found a pamphlet for this place at an abstinence-only activism table at a street fair in Lexington, KY.

But enough about that, how does this place stack up? I'm a fan of the buffet just like everybody else, especially the desserts - take that vacant space where your baby bump used to be and fill it with a cake baby! Feels so much better!!

One star off because I felt kinda pressured to add on enhancements to my service, and those little fees really add up. It was kinda like buying airline tickets... I really don't need a Thai foot massage, I'm just trying to get from Point A to Point B and I can fly economy, thanks.